Last week, a guy got smacked by his partner for looking at me. And I got the evil eye from a neighbour for smiling at her other half. rif said it was a female thing.

“What female thing? We don’t have a thing what are you talking about?!”

Then yesterday, one of our female neighbours smiled at him so sweetly in the lift. And I gave her my imma-dig-out-your-eyeballs-bitch stare.

Ohhhhhh…THAT female thing! Hehe.