A few months ago, I met a mixologist. I never knew such a profession existed. Heck, I still think they fall into the bartender category (no offense to mixologists).
WAX-ologist? All she needs to do is apply wax on selected areas, wait for it to dry and pull it off. And she gets a glamorous job title?! Maybe I should start glamorising my job title too. Writer sounds so boring.
WORD ENGINEER. *LOL*