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A few months ago, I met a mixologist. I never knew such a profession existed. Heck, I still think they fall into the bartender category (no offense to mixologists).


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“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a mixologist.”


“Huh?”
“I create cocktails, like the cosmopolitan you’re drinking.”

“Oh…you’re a bartender!”
“No, I’m a mixologist.”

At a wax saloon recently:


“Our waxologist is waiting for you.”

WAX-ologist? All she needs to do is apply wax on selected areas, wait for it to dry and pull it off. And she gets a glamorous job title?! Maybe I should start glamorising my job title too. Writer sounds so boring.

Ahhh…I know!

WORD ENGINEER. *LOL*


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“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a word engineer.”
*jeng jeng jeng* :D