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by Bangsar Babe
I’m awake. At 9.25am. I’m in my party dress. Feels like someone just drilled through my skull. Recap.

half a pint of heineken. 1 bottle of heineken. 4 glasses of red. > 5 glasses of toddy WITH johnnie walker black label. more toddy.

Walked downstairs only to realise THERE’S NO COFFEE.

Nescafe won’t do. I want illy, or any dark roasted coffee. JEEN!!! SHUM!!! You guys have spoilt me! NoooOOOooooo….

1st day of 2009 with a hangover. What a twat.

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jeen January 1, 2009 - 3:26 am

alco.
speaking of which, i’ve decided to revert to illy – the stuff i’ve been using recently has a relatively harsh aftertaste. also less fragrant. and less rich.
i need a job.

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Bangsar-bAbE January 2, 2009 - 3:40 am

illy…i have to get me some. else i’m a morning bitch.

speaking of jobs, i hate pitches. especially when it’s obvious they won’t be giving the campaign to us!

and i’m not an alco!

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