Home Twat
I’m awake. At 9.25am. I’m in my party dress. Feels like someone just drilled through my skull. Recap.

half a pint of heineken. 1 bottle of heineken. 4 glasses of red.> 5 glasses of toddy WITH johnnie walker black label. more toddy.

Walked downstairs only to realise THERE’S NO COFFEE.

Nescafe won’t do. I want illy, or any dark roasted coffee. JEEN!!! SHUM!!! You guys have spoilt me! NoooOOOooooo….

1st day of 2009 with a hangover. What a twat.