Job Titles

A few months ago, I met a mixologist. I never knew such a profession existed. Heck, I still think they fall into the bartender category (no offense to mixologists).


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“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a mixologist.”


“Huh?”
“I create cocktails, like the cosmopolitan you’re drinking.”

“Oh…you’re a bartender!”
“No, I’m a mixologist.”

At a wax saloon recently:


“Our waxologist is waiting for you.”

WAX-ologist? All she needs to do is apply wax on selected areas, wait for it to dry and pull it off. And she gets a glamorous job title?! Maybe I should start glamorising my job title too. Writer sounds so boring.

Ahhh…I know!

WORD ENGINEER. *LOL*


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“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a word engineer.”
*jeng jeng jeng* :D

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Comments

  1. LOL well said Word Engineer!

  2. Shinnie Lee says:

    hahahha! any idea about how "model" can be glamorised?

  3. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    Shinnie – How about "exotic artist"? :P

    babe_kl – Thanks! :)

  4. AugustDiners says:

    im a dream-maker, i build dreams
    guess the profession! :D

  5. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    AugustDiners – Architect! Right? :)

  6. Wabbitfoot says:

    Good one :)
    How about SAHM (Stay-at-home-mom)? How to make it more glamorious? ;)

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