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A few months ago, I met a mixologist. I never knew such a profession existed. Heck, I still think they fall into the bartender category (no offense to mixologists).
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“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a mixologist.”
“Huh?”
“I create cocktails, like the cosmopolitan you’re drinking.”
“Oh…you’re a bartender!”
“No, I’m a mixologist.”
At a wax saloon recently:
“Our waxologist is waiting for you.”
WAX-ologist? All she needs to do is apply wax on selected areas, wait for it to dry and pull it off. And she gets a glamorous job title?! Maybe I should start glamorising my job title too. Writer sounds so boring.
Ahhh…I know!
WORD ENGINEER. *LOL*
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“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a word engineer.”
*jeng jeng jeng* 😀
6 comments
LOL well said Word Engineer!
hahahha! any idea about how "model" can be glamorised?
Shinnie – How about "exotic artist"? 😛
babe_kl – Thanks! 🙂
im a dream-maker, i build dreams
guess the profession! 😀
AugustDiners – Architect! Right? 🙂
Good one 🙂
How about SAHM (Stay-at-home-mom)? How to make it more glamorious? 😉