A Glutton’s Curse

My answer to Joe’s tag:

“As I woke up and starred at the mirror, I saw something unfamiliar. It looked like me, sounded like me, smelled like me, tasted like me, but something was not right”

I couldn’t quite comprehend what was wrong with the mirror image of myself. As I scrutinized every inch of my face and body, it was suddenly apparent. My cheeks were noticeably chubbier. And my tummy was protruding. I rubbed my eyes in disbelief and quickly stepped on the weighing scale.

HOLY COW!!!!!! 10 pounds heavier??? That’s impossible. The scale is wrong. I readjusted the scale, and removed my pyjamas. It must be the clothes that weighed 10 pounds, I thought to myself. I stepped on it again. What?? Still no change?!?! This can’t be happening!!

I reached for my phone and dialed my emergency number – rif. He picked up the phone and I went, “@#!$!#@$!@$@!!!!!!! I’m 10 pounds heavier! What on earth happened?” rif narrated what had happened the day before.

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It was Tony Roma’s first ever buffet, with all you can eat beef ribs, chicken tenders, crispy batter fried fish, mash potatoes and salad. On top of that, there was also a FREE FLOW of Carlsberg beer, juice and carbonated drinks. rif said I went gaga and attacked one rib after another…like no tomorrow. The people at the grilling station started to quiver in fear. They were afraid they could not grill enough ribs for me. And the crew started an emergency stock take of their remaining cows in the kitchen.Two hours later, I had 10 layers of rib bones on the plate. 30 pieces of huge ass ribs. rif’s mouth gaped open. He has never seen me eat THIS much before. The Tony Roma manager gathered all his best men. They were prepared to kick me out. rif and Shum thinks I’m banned from TR for life. I ate my last huge piece of rib, and passed out due to extreme gluttony.

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“And that my dear, was how you gained 10 pounds in a day!” said rif. “NOOOoooOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!,” I screamed in disbelief.

*Precious Pea is not available to do the tag as she’s going overseas very soon*
I’m tagging Motormouth From Ipoh. Your tag goes like this:

“After too many Slippery Nipples the night before, I woke up with a massive hangover and was extremely late for an important meeting. In my haste, I found myself clad in nothing but a pair of daisy-print boxers in front of a board of CEOs.”

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Comments

  1. "Joe" who is constantly craving says:

    impressive!!!

    actually AWOL started it..

    haha n its alr back to her!

  2. thenomadGourmand says:

    Good one babe!!!

    LOL!

  3. Lyrical Lemongrass says:

    Your story is really funny la. Love all your expressions. :-D

  4. Nic (KHKL) says:

    the kisah-minggu-ini drama, the jenga bones..great stuff!

    oh, i must say the ribs look really good too. and buffet summore! i think it's paradise.

  5. Julian Si says:

    SUPER post, made me laugh so loud … And DROOOOOOL too!

    Cheers from Abu Dhabi :-)

  6. 550ml jar of faith says:

    Haha, how fitting a post for Joe's tag! Eat-all-you-can ribs & beer… heavenly and damaging at the same time!

  7. foodbin says:

    a real knock out meal!

  8. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    550ml – Ya lor…so ngam he tagged me when I was about to post this up! ;)

    Julian – Thanks! So drama hor me? =P

    Nic – The ribs were good…but after a while, it tastes like…cow! Jelak-ing!!

  9. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    foodbin – Yeah…it knocked me out! Fell asleep after that. Must have been the beer! =P

    LL – Tqtq! Shum just called me a camwhore. o_0

    nomad – Thanks!

    Joe – I forgot she started it, so I tagged pea instead. Dunno if she knows of the tag…

  10. Hey you left out the photo of your not-so-secret admirer who kept on looking at you (in amazement). Heehee.

  11. OMG …. all 30 of them!?!! at one go? plus beer?!! they reli made you do the darndest stuff eh? ;)

    cool captions, cool pics.
    esp the stacked up bones. my dog would have a FIELD day!

  12. CUMI & CIKI says:

    too farnee! hehe.. gr8 story woman! luv da new tag too.. woohoo..

  13. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    Cumi & Ciki – Thanks! Kekeke…. =P

    J2Kfm – No lar…I din eat all 30. I had about 15 with half a cup of beer. Kenot put in anymore food after that!

    Shum – Ahaha…later I put la! *grins*

  14. ling239 says:

    this is really cool… ^_^

    tat's lots of meat!! :P
    did they last u till the next day ?

  15. Alexander says:

    Haha… Very interesting post. :D
    Nice stack of ribs!

    Alexander
    Alex's World! – http://www.kakinan.com/alex

  16. Stanley says:

    Wow you really kuat makan huh! Hei, just realised that you're the person who writes the food collumns in the Star! Nice to read food articles from a female foodie for a change =D

  17. "Joe" who is constantly craving says:

    wahahah u got j2kfm to do it!??

  18. oh no … my tweet came a little too late?! whoopsie. now lemme go get meself a Slippery Nipple (haha, Joe should be proud) and drown meself in sorrow …

  19. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    J2Kfm – Aiks…now only I saw your tweet! Ooppsss… 0_o

    Nvm lar…very fun wan this tag!! =P

    Joe – Kekeke…yup!

    Stanley – Got difference meh…between female and male foodie? =)

    Alexander – Thanks! And thks for dropping by!

    ling239 – Errr..I din eat all of them. But yeah…it lasted till the next day. =P

  20. Frat Mustard says:

    Oinkers!

  21. thule a.k.a leo says:

    15 ribs + a cup of beer is quite an impressive feat for such a girl like you… I don't know if I could down 5 ribs :P

    Tony Roma.. one of the reason why I didn't go there is because of the ribs. In Singapore, I could easily get pork ribs but they only serve beef in Malaysia… I know there are other dishes too but don't forget what TR is famous for ok???

  22. PureGlutton says:

    Wow…how did u stack up the 30 tulang? Amazing feat, not only the eating, but the stacking too! Way to go, gal!

  23. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    PureGlutton – I did it the jenga way! =P

    leo – Hehehe…I'm a piglet! I agree…nothing beats pork ribs. I'll just give you onion loaf la! I sapu all the ribs for you…

    Frat – Look who's talking! Mouth never stop moving up north! Hmmmmppphhh!!! =D

  24. Simon Seow says:

    Until when the buffet?

  25. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    Only one day la the buffet. July 4th… =(

  26. Sugar Bean says:

    Haha, the way you wrote it is so funny. Only for one day? Sooo many bones, guess you guys really ate a lot!

  27. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    Sugar Bean – Yup, it was only for a day. We did!! *BURP!* =D

  28. Like the way the bones are being stacked up…emphasis the deliciousness of the meat.

  29. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    ck lam – TQ! =)

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