F-Cup Cookie and a slightly battered self esteem.

I was at Sasa Mid Valley last weekend when a salesgirl approached me and said something shocking (and slightly insulting). It went like this…

Salesgirl to B-Babe: Miss ah…you want try this F-cup cookie? Can make your breasts become bigger. More better.B-Babe to Salesgirl: Errr…no thanks! I don’t need it. (She had to say it in front of rif…and he laughed!!! GrrRrr…)

Salesgirl to B-Babe: (probably thinking I really need those cookies) But it will make you look more beautiful. Girls with cleavage more sexier. Guys like to see “longkang”.

o_0 Longkang??!?! Unless I’m going for this, I don’t think I need to inflate my chest to look as though I have half of Pamela Anderson’s breasts.

And if I remember correctly, a box (14 cookies) costs RM168. And you supposed to eat 2 cookies a day, so that’s RM168 a week…and RM672 per month! Think of all the yummy food I can eat with RM 672!

B-Babe to salesgirl: No thanks. I’ll stick to bra paddings.
They also have the F-cup tea version and chocolate flavoured F-cup cookies. What is it with Japan and their weird creations??

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  1. "Joe" who is constantly craving says:


    im sure that amt of food u buy with that, naturally some of the weight you gain (if you DO gain) prob will end up there lor…

  2. CUMI & CIKI says:

    ROFL.. u r too cute girl.. i nearly laughed my cups off.. :P hehe :P (no padding.. no padding.. mwuahahaha)

    those things look fake anyway:D

  3. Precious Pea says:

    Hahahaha…if only they come out with a cookie to make one goes slim instantly, then I sure buy!

  4. thenomadGourmand says:

    aiyoo.. ridiculous la.
    cookies and boobs?

  5. Sugar Bean says:

    I saw these products online before. But didn't know they're actually selling it in Sasa now. Don't think they actually work and it's way too expensive!

    Agree with Joe! Haha!

  6. foodbin says:

    some are suckers for it.

  7. thule a.k.a leo says:

    I doubt that it will make miracles… if it's so effective, those plastic surgeons have to ta pao already… lol!!!
    I always think original is da BEST!!! Why enhancement??? You love the girl for who she is… not how big she is :)

  8. mimid3vils says:

    Curious abt the effectiveness of the cookies o.O''

  9. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    mimi – Don't think it works. My colleague's housemate tried it, and it made no difference!

    leo – So true! =D

    foodbin – It's the effect of advertisements.

  10. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    Sugar Bean – Way way way too expensive!!

    nomad – I totally don't see the connection. Cookies & hips then maybe!

    Pea – Hahahaha…that would totally be the ideal cookie for ladies! =D

  11. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    Cumi & Ciki – Hehehe…ya, I don't get how an "A" cup can go to "F" with just cookies. =P

    Joe – Yup…and I do gain weight lar!! I'm no wonder woman!

  12. i saw this things before but i guess all these won't help.

    btw, love the new cutie header! colorful n cute!

  13. cookies = f-cup??

    The world is coming to an end lor haha..!

    Btw b-babe i added u in my links..finally! =)

    How's things going there with ya?

  14. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    EVo – Thanks! But my name wrong spelling lar.. =(

    I'm alright…bila mau jalan-jalan cari makan?

    ai wei – Thanks, glad you like it! =D

  15. ~~wilson~~ says:

    hahahaha … does the salesgirl has F cup ??

  16. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    ~~wilson~~ – Come to think of it…NO! She definitely didn't have F Cup…I would have noticed it immediately! =P

  17. taufulou says:

    hahha..weii..you also kena ah
    that day i was shopping with my friends
    she also kena, then I was laughing all the way and now you, the added taste was longkang..lolz~

  18. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    taufulou – Ya lor…so suey!! =(

  19. Frat Mustard says:

    *sigh*… some people will just believe about anything. I wonder whether if I sold "massages" to help with the sisters, the twins, the hoo-hoos, the endowments… would some chicks take up the service?

  20. Bangsar-bAbE says:

    Frat – Hahahaha…you wish!!

  21. i the best way to create longkang is get some genuine TLC.. lots of them, day and night :)

    win-win situation for both the provider and the receiver :)

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